love Funny Status Messages

   I don't know what the big deal is about this whole Love trade thing. Its nothing new! Isn't that the world's oldest profession?

   Cavs agree to Love trade". Oh, so THAT'S how they can afford to pay both Lebron and Kyrie!

   Hey Spotify, safe for work does not translate to safe for my masculinity when Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me, goes blaring through the shop. It probably didn't help that I knew all the words and the dance from the video either.

   Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my womans hair. It's a nice way to let her know my love,, and also that we're out of napkin

   Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.

   If I'm ever in a coma, please don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love.

   Wanna hear a joke? Your love life.

   For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid

   You all need to listen to Ray Rice cover Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator". Its going to be a bit hit.

   I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts

   Love is in the air. Try not to breathe.

   Contrary to popular belief, cats actually love water. You just have to set them on fire first.

   If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Bears love that song.

   I love Chinese food as much as the next guy,,, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.

   Hey dad, where are mountain lions from?... *dad panics*... Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much...

   I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close.

   Some idiot just told me to "Take a hike" as if I don't love nature and finding inner strength through solitude

   You may not love me now, but vodka.

   It's not a crime scene if it was an act of love. Everyone knows that.

   When someone you love walks away, they take your entire world with them.