snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.

   Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL

   Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???

   Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.

   Turns out black ice causes 70% of wrecks in the winter. They should rename it asian ice.

   Added to my bucket list today: Figure out what the hell 'Snow' is saying in the song 'Informer'.

   WTF.! is 'Snow' saying in the song 'Informer'.

   Mirror mirror on the wall, I dont give a shit about seeing snow white and the huntsmen at all.

   "Mirror, mirror on the the wall, who's the most expressionless one of them all?" --how I imagine this Kristen Stewart Snow White movie going

   Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.

   I am a dandy in the ghetto with a snow white smile

   Your as useless as a snow blower in August!!

   getting tired of waiting for Snow to follow up Informer

   I once peed a girl's name in the snow, so don't tell me I don't know romance.

   Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.

   arnold schwarzenegger's new movie coming up and its called "Total snow-fall"

   I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...

   Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?

   Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?

   Looks like cold weather has returned. Guess I'll let me back hair grow out for winter...