love Funny Status Messages

   ‪#‎bringbackourboys‬ Lets make peace not war. Lets love and not hate. We are all the same. We all have the same inspirations in life. Let's do good for each other and stop the hatred.

   It's not love if you're sober.

   People make promises all the time. I prefer to just make love.

   If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.

   Of course I believe in the Zodiac.... I'm a Leo and I love the movie Titanic...if that's not convincing enough, my grandmother is a cancer.......and she was killed by a giant lobster.

   I love scary movies. I've seen Ghostbusters at least 6 times.

   So the Pope has parted ways with the Mafia? I love how humans picks other humans to lord over them.

   My love language is paranoia.

   it possible to love the one you're with but not be able to stand the sound of their breathing? Asking for a friend

   The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson

   I love this new Pope...He is so different! I dont even think he's not even Christian. He excommunicated Italian Mafias on Mafia war. He's like Go to chruch...or nah! hashtag whateves!

   I’d love to tell my wife to make me a sandwich after sex, but then I wouldn’t have enough teeth left to eat it.

   I wish I loved anything as much as women love telling other women "that's perfectly normal" without any medical training whatsoever.

   If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I'm trying to say is, you look like Shrek

   It's a damn shame when a man works hard all week then comes home for dinner and relaxation but has to work extra hard to get love and appreciation from his woman.

   I am not saying you have to love me. I am just saying the duct tape will come off quicker if you do.

   Love is being willing to die for someone that you want to disfigure with acid, decapitate, and send through a wood chipper on a daily basis.

   "Everything you do bothers me." A love story.

   No honey, I love your constant input on my driving

   I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you … even you.