love Funny Status Messages

   Some call it love, I call it vodka.

   I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile.

   Buy her a time machine, because women love bringing up the past.

   Tell her you'll change. B*tches love change. Just ask Obama.

   On Monday, Chipotle will begin selling tofu burritos in the New York area. So if you love burritos, and you love tofu . . . you probably don’t exist.

   When I squirt on you, consider yourself baptized in my love

   Wish there were more love songs about naps and liqour.

   Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.

   what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em

   wow I love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck

   "Love me. Love me more. More. More. More! Damn you over did it, bye!" - Women

   You know who your true friends are when they call you at 3AM just to tell you they love you and that their drunk. . .

   It pays to network: today, take time to call up every one of your business associates and just tell them that you love them.

   If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to sh*t.

   I love you to pieces is a creepy way to tell someone you love them and would also like to dismember them

   I know its true love when I like you even when I'm sober.

   We men love two women; the one is the creation of our imagination and the other is not yet born.

   To address the rumors, yes I am in love, yes it's with Tacos, and no you can't judge me.

   The ONE true love that makes you a sandwich and forgets that you are gluten intolerant

   Once she gets out of the 'spraying my face with mace' phase in our relationship she will get a better understanding of my love for her