snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.

   I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......

   I just got done cleaning out my pond for the winter and I found pebbles stuck in the filter. Fred and Wilma are going to be devistated. :(

   Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.

   snow!! where as..all lawns are created equal

   HEY PEOPLE DRIVING IN SNOW, IF TRAFFIC'S REALLY BAD MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ROAD AND TYPE IN A TWEET ABOUT IT, OK?

   Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)

   that snow I see on the field? No, I guess it's just Madonna's skin cells.

   found out the reason for our mild Winter....Someone removed the duct tape from Al Gores "pie hole!"

   when it Snows everyone gives a bit of advice ... 'Don't eat yellow Snow' .... I would further advise to avoid eating BROWN SNOW.

   We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.

   one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors

   Ready for winter to be over because I need to see the sun again and also so I can stop sitting on cold toilet seats.

   i alone am responsible for global warming...i bought a snow mobile this summer, it will never snow again

   *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat

   Driving in snow is alot like going down on a girl...Just go slow and watch out for the a55hole behind you...

   If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!

   rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.

   I know it's warm outside and spring is in the air BUT if you haven't worked out this winter, please don't dress like it. I see ladies walking around with half shirts looking like half opened cans of biscuits.

   Eskimos have 49 words in their language to describe snow because they have so much of it. In the English language there are over 50 words to describe a moron.