Monday Funny Status Messages

   You call it Russian Roulette, I call it waking up on Monday.

   I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.

   shhhh.. i'm waiting behind the door. gonna blindside monday with a swift kick in nuggets.

   Just as I suspected! Monday suxs!!!!

   Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.

   that I have been married for 21 years andwe have had $ex almost everyday....almost Monday,almost Tuesday,almost Wednesday.....

   Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.

   My girlfriend has been trying out her new schoolgirl outfit I brought her earlier today. Which is a shame........Can't believe she's back to school on Monday already.

   In the words of Mike Tyson, "I am gonna **** this Monday until it loves me"

   have you ever noticed that Monday and Mundane sound almost the same? Coincidence? I think not!!!

   Show me on this doll where the evil Monday touched you.

   Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.

   It's Monday, and a strong possibility I may hurt someone!

   you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.

   Damn! It's finally beer thirty! See you f uckers Monday!!

   The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.

   b#tches are like Monday's - nobody likes them but everybody has to deal with them!

   I see you Monday and I ain't Scared !