love Funny Status Messages

   Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps... It does seem to freak out our son-in-law though

   "We're so in Love." - People that I hope get hit by a bus.

   It seems like everyone is in a relationship or in love and I'm just here like, “I like that tree. That's a nice tree.”

   Meatloaf will do anything for love.. but won't do it for a klondike bar. . .

   I am so overwhelmed by the birthday love, and SO underwhelmed by the birthday gifts!!!!

   If your boyfriend answers your text while playing Call of Duty, he doesn't love you. He just died on the game.

   I wished I loved anything as much as white folks love saying "gracias" in Mexican restaurants.

   5 years ago I met my wife, the love of my life and my baby momma. It was awkward at first, but they all seem to be getting along now.

   I'm more comfortable with animals than humans. Animals understand love clearly. Love a human and they misconstrue it a thousand ways.

   I make my decisions like I make love. I don't, because I'm married.

   On a scale of J ew to Floyd Mayweather, How much do you love money?

   don't you just love those who have no education who spout their ridiculous uninformed views all over the place?

   I know he's not good for me. I think I love him. -women

   Just because I constantly think of ways to make your life miserable doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

   To those that manufacture and market tight, thin yoga pants to fit college girls; I love you man.

   You call it stalking, I call it stalking. SEE HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU

   Do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts.

   I don't hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.

   Falling in love on the internet is a lot like running on a treadmill for an hour and expecting to be ANYWHERE else!

   I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools.