love Funny Status Messages

   Tell her you'd die without her. Woman love to think you'd die without them.

   Late every Sunday night, all other the stores in the mall go and tell Radio Shack not to worry about what other people think, they still love him

   Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it was in vein.

   I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.

   I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn't like to be trapped by boobies????

   If you love someone, let them go, if it's me, I'm never coming back.

   The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"

   You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

   Marriage: because if you love them why not get the law involved

   Dating: I love your taste in music! Married: I got you headphones for your birthday.

   Love is being someone's favorite confusion.

   You can't be wise and in love at the same time.

   Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.

   When did love ever adopt a religion? When did hearts think and not feel? We made of them a path of pain, when they should be a way to heal.

   We all crave to find someone to crawl into the darkest parts of our soul And still ache to make love to our demons

   I don't ever want to feel, like I did that day. Take me to the place I love. Take me all the way.

   I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.

   "I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you.

   Women love when you do "the little things." I don't know what they are, but they love that sh*t

   If you love her, then always tell her about how you truly feel about her. For example, "I like you and would love to see my d*ck in your mouth"