friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It's FRIDAY!!! CARPE SCROTUM . . . seize the day by the balls!!!

   discovered last weekend that if you play a Justin Biber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Biber

   has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night....Your all a bunch of losers...I am proud to be one of you.......!

   OK now I feel bad.... just saw muted footage of rioting in Egypt...and thought it was file footage of Black friday in the Wal Mart parking lot......

   The hardest question of the weekend...can or bottle?

   Super Bowl Weekend!! Should I wear my shot glasses or beer goggles??

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   Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?

   Over the weekend, Dallas gave Michael Vick the key to the city. What's next for Vick -- an award from PETA?

   Friend: Who r you going for in the Superbowl? Me: Um, the Superbowl was last weekend. Friend: Ya, but isn't there several? Me: No dude, there's only one.....i think your thinking of baseball...

   Hmmmm. Egypt's people protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend?

   The power of Friday compels you! The power of Friday compels you!

   tappin in the sugar bush this weekend...if ya know what I mean. ;0)

   Hmmmm. Egypt's people actually protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend? ;)

   Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!

   Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed

   This weekend: The Oscars, who will make the best dressed list? Who cares? The question I want answered is who will make the best undressed list!

   Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday

   This weekend I will be drinking in Dog Beers, that way it doesn't sound like I am such a lush.

   At the mall this weekend.... The angry parents screaming for their son "Marco!!!" did not find it amusing when I kept yelling "POLO!!!" back at them from my dressing room.