Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Martin Luther King would be rolling over in his grave if he knew people were trying to equate his legacy with #BlackLivesMatter felons.
Now that the Confederate Flag has been removed that will stop all of the hate and murders in this country
LAPD are looking for a black guy who shot some people. so far, they have 3 million suspects...
I like to scare deaf people by yawning.
Latest news from Egypt: نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست I will keep ya'll informed if anything else changes.
How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white.
Teacher: John why did you bring your cat to school today? John: (crying) I heard the postman tell mom "when the kid goes to school i'ma eat your (CENSORED).
hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI
We met on Christian Mingle,, and our baby was born 6 months later
When a woman says "He used me for sex". It really means 'I only had sex with him to get something else out of him, but it failed'
It's better to have loved and lost.........than to have stayed with the witch.
got a sweater for Christmas ... he really wanted a moaner or a screamer
Since I'm now single, if I broke my hand could I put "it's complicated" as my relationship status?
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03-01-2010 18:02 by Since I\'m now single, if I broke my hand could I put \"it\'s complicated\" as my relationship status?
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Marriage is the opportunity to inherit an additional dysfunctional family, just in case the one you have wasn't enough.
I feel sorry for Justin Bieber, everyone picks on her.
Instead of “lol” I put “lsimhbiwfefmtalol” Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart
Come on now, this is not a politics platform. This used to be a fun place dammit.
If your teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21 on the board & tells you to "solve the problem"...get up, & erase the board. problem solved b*tch 