Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If you had a scratch and sniff map of the world, what would your current location smell like?
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01-06-2023 01:31
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God Bless Rednecks! Merica!
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01-06-2023 01:23
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Feeling sad today…. Can everyone please send cute photos of your credit cards front and back?
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01-06-2023 01:15
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Sorry I didn’t reply for 45 days. Lol What’s up?
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01-06-2023 01:08
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My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
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01-06-2023 01:02
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If Merry Christmas offends you, then Merry Christmas!
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01-06-2023 00:54
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Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I’m a valued customer at several grocery stores.
Rapey McForehead gave Trump one vote for Speaker of the House. Trump called the clerk and said, "I just need you to find me 217 more votes."
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01-05-2023 14:02
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It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. Joe B is an example.
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01-04-2023 08:35
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94% of tea drinking is just waiting for it to cool down
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01-04-2023 08:30
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My plants got a fungus from that STD florist
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01-04-2023 08:20
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My church serves noodles at Communion. we're Ramen Catholics
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01-04-2023 08:19
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Does your wife know you met your soulmate here three times last month?
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01-04-2023 05:24
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When you feel down about your job just remember someone at google was forced to type out the entire lyrics to Hey Jude.
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01-04-2023 05:23
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Mark Zuckerberg looks like he is secretly struggling to refrain from licking his own eyeball with his tongue.
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01-04-2023 05:22
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Bills are like hominy; better when you don't have any on your plate.
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01-04-2023 05:21
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Went for a check-up this morning, everything was normal, except the doctor began to put his glove on and add lube....... I need to get a new dentist.
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01-04-2023 05:20
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I forget real people’s names immediately after being introduced but I remember the Scooby-Doo gang’s names are Fred Jones, Shaggy Rogers, Daphne Blake, and Velma Dinkley.
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01-04-2023 05:20
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Question, Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage? Why not both.
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01-04-2023 05:20
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If it actually snows, please stay home. Y’all can’t even drive when it’s sunny. Lol
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01-04-2023 02:45
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