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   messageicon My girl said someone is trying to get into the house, should I call 911 ? I said no call 811. Why? Cause you always call miss Dig before digging a hole!
←Rate | 08-24-2022 10:28 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon The police.... The only people who ever wanted me for who I really am.
←Rate | 12-24-2022 14:02 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let a gerbil talk you into anything you don't want to do
←Rate | 10-07-2022 06:37 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe exotic was going to do a Christmas song, But he hates carols
←Rate | 12-24-2022 10:33 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between most hispanics at the border and stoners? Storners have papers.....
←Rate | 04-17-2022 09:58 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ability to remember all of the lyrics from the 80s, Far exceeds my memory of why I just walked into the kitchen..
←Rate | 12-13-2023 20:44 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeffrey Dahmer's bologna had a first name , it was Steven !
←Rate | 10-08-2022 08:24 by DJJIMBOFUNATANYBAR Comments (0)  



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