Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   remember before facebook when you would take a picture of your dinner, get it developed and take it to all your friends houses and show them?. Me neither.

   I need to start watching WNBA b/c it seems like woman are playing NBA players better than NBA players are playing themselves...

   Florida just became my favorite state, since Kanye West said he will boycott Florida!

   george zimmerman looks alot like chaz bono

   the brits have a royal baby we have hoeny boo boo

   Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.

   We fought for independence so we wouldn't have to care about the royal baby.

   Unless you're from the Boston/Cambridge/Somerville area, you won't get it. . .

   JAB: Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. .

   William and Kate want their new baby to have some of Diana's traits, so they put a bonnet on his head.

   save water and shower with your lover :-)

   8 pound baby?1?!? that pretty cheap

   the new prince should be be called....`s greatest hits!!!

   Lets all hope they name the Royal Baby NORTH

   If cockroaches can survive nuclear war and chemical warfare, then I want to know what is in a can of RAID?

   All my status updates should be read in that hollow "affect-less" voice of a man with nothing left to lose.

   forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family

   Worshiping Royalty is the opposite of what America was founded on.

   Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. . .

   Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.