Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   would like to buy a vowel.

   Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

   above the influence.

   more issues than your magazine.

   double ough seven

   attempting to give a damn

   boom chackalacka chackalacka (3x)

   may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

   may contain traces of nuts.

   now available in widescreen.

   must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   coming up so you better get this party started.

   coming to a theater near you!

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   ? Who the hell is that?

   also available on Blu-ray!

   kicking it ol' school