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   messageicon - Hard drive, floppy drive, flash drive, stiffy disk. Who comes up with these names?
←Rate | 07-14-2009 16:42 by Lloyd Comments (0)  

   messageicon I only have sex on days that begin with "T". Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 11:37 by Lloyd Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that the song 'Take You Down' by Chris Brown was actually a message to Rihanna.
←Rate | 07-26-2009 12:12 by Lloyd Comments (0)  

   messageicon - In my effort to be considered a "normal person", I shall now close my eyes, create fictional scenario's in my head and lay still for atleast 8 hours.
←Rate | 02-07-2010 17:52 by Lloyd Comments (0)  

   messageicon gave up drinking and smoking... Worst ten minutes of my life.
←Rate | 08-27-2009 01:38 by Lloyd Comments (0)  

   messageicon - Ok, so you say I shouldn't drink and drive. I understand that part, but then how the f*#@ am I supposed to get home?
←Rate | 11-29-2009 18:47 by Lloyd Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't count the seconds... Make every second count...
←Rate | 08-27-2009 01:51 by Lloyd Comments (0)  


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