Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!

   We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi!

   Osama Bin Laden is enjoying his 12 virgins right about now.

   Peace out, Osama... tell the Devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from.

   Can I fill my gas tank with Bin Laden's blood?

   Satan has a new room mate!!! Bin Laden is dead!

   Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.

   Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.

   [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me

   The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.

   Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???

   I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed.    

   Proof that a level weirder than weirdness exists

   Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me

   I tried the "Hokey Pokey" put my left foot in; took my left foot out... Mofo still won't shut up. Ain't that what it's all about?

   If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!

   Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music from the internet.

   My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that..

   I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

   I dont watch porn on purpose...Its alwayz an accident cuz those movie titles just be trickin me all the time..."The Fantastic Foursome"..."Miracle on 69th Street"..."Glad-he-ate-her"..."Womb Raider" and my personal fav "Riding Miss Daisy"