Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Search Messages:
Isn't it curious how almost all of the Networks slammed the evil Republican Convention all this week. Prediction: They will almost all have an ecstatic and excited thrill running up and down their collective legs during the Democrat convention. 
I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
.... If the wrong toy is inside of it .... Is it still called a Happy Meal?
I wore a bow tie today and got pinched by three guys on my way to work. I guess what they say about bow ties are true.
Can we stop calling it medical marijuana and go back to just calling it marijuana yet?
are most of these anti trump people on welfare?
The less you know, the more you think you do.
DAMMIT ... Please stop texting me when I'm texting you ..... Now I have to change my text!!
Remember, YOU are unique ... just like everyone else.
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn't work if it isn't open.
Welfare is intended to help the needy not to become a carreer
Was absolutely shocked to hear that Hillary supporters Hated Donald Trump's speech at the RNC last night!! I'm sure the next big shock will come when I hear that Trump Supporters hated Hillary Clinton's speech at the DNC.
Heck .... If you don't want to make America Great Again .... What else would you want to do with the country?
Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.
I like people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order....
Does anyone else get Road Rage walking behind slow people?
.... My girl friend keeps harping on me that a relationship is all about Truth and Honesty while at the same time tells me she is voting for Hillary!
.... Hey Kiddy's ... Did you know that 47 Years ago the first men landed on the moon using less Tech than it takes you to catch a single Pokemon!!!
I've been thinking about this all morning. "Sir, why did you shoot me?" "I don't know." This is insanity. #CharlesKinsey
How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy? 