Funny Status Message #169353

X says So drunk last night. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition.
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# 107227 I was so drunk last night at the bar. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition.
# 47706 Sure, I'll dance with your wife so she will stop bugging you to get up and dance. But I expect a fresh beer be waiting for me upon my return from the dance floor sir.
# 61078 @Guys - If we just met you and we're making out on the dance floor, chances are it wasn't your dance moves that got you this lucky.

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