Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   No! No, Bryant Gumbel!! We DON'T want to see Katie Couric "twerk"! PLEASE don't ask her again!

   She lost me at, " I'm going for the Seahawks!"

   So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?

   OK which team has the most dreadlocks?

   Was watching the Katy Perry Halftime Show and a tribute to Owen Hart broke out...

   I stll like your clam chowder

   Patriots better deflate that frigging ball or they are going to be in trouble.

   Pete Carroll Press Conference "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

   so THAT'S what Sherman looks like with his mouth shut

   Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations

   Super Bowl lesson; play to your strengths. Seattle should have given the ball to Lynch ... Katy should have shown more cleavage. Go with what makes you great.

   Richard Sherman's girlfriend just dumped him for Malcom Butler.

   Kristen Stewart is like if Internet Explorer was a person.

   Lindsey Vonn starts at the top and ends up on the bottom.....so, apparently, does Tiger

   Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.

   I hope the MVP has his shots up to date. Disneyland is dangerous nowadays!

   Momma left strict instructions to knock you out

   Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.

   You'd think there were more UFO sightings with all these action cams and camera phones.

   "Psssssssssssssss" ~ The sound of Richard Sherman's ego being deflated by Tom Brady