Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   God I hate T-Party

   The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?

   Happy "GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN" DAY...again everyone

   Sooooooooo.... Since the NSA isn't watching right now, I can say whatever I want.... right?

   Do this mean no mo guvment cheese?

   On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....

   I think during every government shut-down, we should declare a Purge, just like in the movie.

   Just tore the tag off my mattress and there's nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

   Iranian Presdient Hassan Rouhani thinks he can have his Yellowcake and eat it too!!!

   The result of a government shut down should be the firing of ALL politicians in Congress and the Senate.

   "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, officer." The cop removes his shades and looks to the horizon with teary eyes. "Neither do I."

   You can really see how much Americans care about their government when they are more worried about GTA Online's current shutdown instead.

   Now that the government shut down it's time to turn off the government give away cell phones !

   Shutting the government down is just an excuse from spiteful idiots in congress to get a free paid vacation.

   Well I guess if a prison system and busting people self medicating because they can't afford to go to the doctor is what keeps McDonald's on the table, what's a body to do?

   I just tore the tag off my mattress................... What you gonna do Obama?

   In Africa we experineve governemt shut down everyday I'm hustling hustling hustling

   There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

   Superiority complex: a psychological defense mechanism in which a person's feelings of superiority counter or conceal his or her feelings of inferiority. 

   Half of writing history is hiding the truth. :)