Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   bin Laden's last words..."hey, did you hear your Iphone is secretly tracking where you are, crazy right?"

   Navy Seals: The expert exterminators.

   Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

   Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!

   USA has confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden. See what they're capable of when the Playstation Network is down?!

   you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!

   I guess between Oprah interviews and looking for his birth certificate the President came up with a strategy to find Bin Laden. Good Job :p

   Hey Prince William, I'mma let you finish and all, but we had the most historic event OF ALL TIME.

   (All the lights by Osama bin laden)Everything is right, A hole in my head, Osama gone…that n-gga dead!Restraining order can't get over the boarder,Clinton, Bush, Obama hate me in that order.

   "After seeing Kate and William getting married and the Pope's beatification this weekend, my life is complete. I don't care if I die tomorrow" - Osama Bin Laden

   Tonight on Glenn Beck. Osama was killed on 5/1, exactly 66 years to the day after Hitler. if you add 5+1 you get 6. 66 years later on 5/1 (6) you get, now stay with me, 666. Osama was the anti-christ, tonight on Glenn Beck.

   Scary thought but Kate Middleton and Osama now have something in common. Only a few days apart they both received a shot in the dark.:)

   who ever thought that the 72 virgins would be crabs

   WOW!! Apparently Osama is dead and it had to happen during Obama's campaign year for the 2012 president.....oh, and they dumped his body in the ocean 2 HOURS after he died.............coincidence???? I think not!!!

   ‎"It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting." - United States Navy SEALS

   You know you're getting older when you start listening to AM talk radio.

   I guess Osama shouldent have used his real address on his PSN account

   If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass!

   Hell just installed bunk beds - I heard Osama bin Laden got the bunk under Saddam Hussein....

   Glad we finally found OBL. Now can we find the dead beat dads thats dont pay child support or play a role in their kids lives?