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   messageicon and with the first pick of the 2011 Rapture Draft... God selects Randy "Macho Man" Savage
←Rate | 05-21-2011 08:29 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon when alcohol does its taxes it claims me as its dependant
←Rate | 10-12-2011 20:39 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon the dance floor is a priviledge not a right
←Rate | 05-18-2011 22:39 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon Milestone Alert: This is my 100th Post From a toilet....I'd like to thank the fine people from Mcdonalds for making this post possible!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2010 21:37 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Phoebe Cates exiting the pool for the 1,000,000,000 time!!!
←Rate | 11-13-2010 14:16 by Jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 16:51 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!
←Rate | 11-24-2010 22:21 by jmigas Comments (1)  


   messageicon When will it be socially acceptable to drink queso from a straw?
←Rate | 11-30-2010 20:26 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a Thanksgiving mix Tape
←Rate | 11-24-2010 22:33 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm Keyser Söze
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:05 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he has the Dos Equis Guy serve it to him in a dress
←Rate | 11-20-2010 23:20 by jmigas Comments (0)  

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