Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Ok, so let me get this straight. So after a delicate and dangerous spec ops mission, the first priority for the US is to fly bin ladens body 1000 miles to the nearest water source to give him a customary burial at sea? Oh, ok.

   Just think, had we went into the Government Shutdown, Bin Laden would still be playing his game of hide and seek...

   It's a genius way to get re-elected... everybody else drops gas prices, but our boy OBAMA drops Osama... IN THE OCEAN?... Yeah right!!!!!

   Giving Obama credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden is like giving the flower credit for producing honey.

   Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time! OF ALL TIME!!

   People are starting to question where you were born, Mr. President...we need something to distract them. How about killing off Bin Laden?

   So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?

   What was the last thing to go throught Osama bin Laden's mind? An American Bullet!

   At least he saw the royal wedding...

   Osama Bin Laden- World Hide and Seek Champion ( 2001-2011)

   Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time. Of all time!!

   Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"

   To all you Pro Obama people praising him for this deed.. I don't remeber Usama being anywhere near the Whitehouse when killed. That is where Obama was sleeping while this mission took place. It has also been said that the intel leading to his whereabouts

   Bush paid 3.5 million to piss on his face

   R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.

   osama is dead now the remaining is justin beiber

   He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!

   I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!

   if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"

   I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location