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   messageicon Took my hubby to the ER last night with one of those four hour erections. All the doctor did was high five him!
←Rate | 02-28-2011 04:18 by quirkysally Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll pretty much sleep with anyone on the first date if their emails have good spelling, punctuation, and grammar.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 05:13 by quirkysally Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just remembered I still have a game of hide and seek going on from the forth grade... I hope he's okay!?
←Rate | 09-17-2012 05:04 by quirkysally Comments (0)  

   messageicon The hospitals are running low on plasma and need donations. Aren't those pretty expensive TVs for a hospital's budget?
←Rate | 04-20-2011 02:54 by quirkysally Comments (0)  

   messageicon So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by quirkysally Comments (0)  


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