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You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
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12-18-2017 10:54
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It’s so cold, I saw chickens lined up outside KFC waiting their turn in the deep fryer.
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01-02-2018 05:40
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Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
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01-24-2018 16:05 by
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After the doctor left the exam room from my prostate exam. The nurse came in with three words I didn't want to hear. "Who was that?"
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02-26-2018 17:17
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It’s so cute when recipes only say 1/4 cup of cheese. Bless their hearts.
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03-11-2018 10:27
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October is about trees revealing colors they’ve hidden all year. People have an October as well.
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10-10-2021 15:11
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Starting a new job feels like you’re a new character on the ninth season of a tv show.
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10-10-2021 15:11
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“Mr. Biden, why are you a total loser?” Asks new White House reporter Ronald Crump.
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04-22-2022 23:23
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Red flag laws sound great until you realize you’re labeled crazy for thinking 5-year-olds shouldn’t attend drag shows.
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08-17-2022 02:34
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
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09-14-2021 02:50
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Are the double maskers going to start yelling at the single maskers?
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10-01-2021 04:05
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Why is it that people who are the loudest about demanding respect are the ones who have done the least to earn it?
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09-27-2017 07:27
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Sociopath: The Sociopath will always accuse you of doing the very thing that they are Guilty of. They do this to deflect attention from themselves.
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11-13-2017 04:38
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how do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
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03-30-2018 14:50
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WOW! I can't believe the Guard who was guarding Jeffery Epstein was killed in an automobile accident - Tomorrow or Monday!
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08-11-2019 16:00 by
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I was at the grocery store in the flower department and this guy picking out his own flowers said to me “It’s so crazy that you have to spend so much money on something that’s just gonna die” to which I replied “And you gotta buy them flowers”
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08-25-2019 15:41 by
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A small *ATM room* which is equipped with *2 ACs* and *4 tubelights, working 24 hours, is asking me not to print receipt to save environment
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03-01-2017 05:03
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Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
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07-21-2017 10:53 by
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I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
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04-20-2018 02:39
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The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
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07-24-2018 21:01 by
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