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Dancing in the 70's: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
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03-24-2018 12:31
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If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
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03-27-2018 14:45
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If you millenials want to know what it was like to talk on a payphone, just lick the handle of a grocery cart.
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03-27-2018 21:11
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does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
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03-30-2018 14:52
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I wish people who say 'thanks, but no thanks' would make up their mind on where they stand on gratitude.
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04-12-2018 00:28
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I've just bought the personalized number plate baa baa. For my black jeep.
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11-11-2018 04:08 by
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Wait till they realize that Frosty has no pants and smokes a pipe in front of children.
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12-11-2018 21:27
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Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician..... It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
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12-17-2018 01:49 by
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Ask a meteorologist who will win the Superbowl......then go with the other team ;-)
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01-27-2019 11:03 by
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It's so cold Richard Simmons started wearing pants
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01-30-2019 20:31
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A fun thing to do is to call someone & say "HI THIS IS BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO YOUR VHS RENTAL OF NEW JACK CITY IS 1,382 DAYS PAST DUE"
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02-25-2019 08:07 by
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I only buy extra virgin olive oil...Because I don't know where those other oils have been.
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05-03-2019 14:15 by
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Remember friends, You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your July4th cookout.
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07-02-2019 10:14
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*spills one drop of maple syrup (entire house is sticky for the next decade)
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08-08-2019 06:12
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In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
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09-06-2019 12:34
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Dating is like garage sales where everything looks great from a distance but up close you realize it's just someone else's garbage you don't need.
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09-26-2019 22:49
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EVERYBODY WHO MAKES ACTION MOVIES: We should have all the actors talk really quietly so people turn the volume way up right before an explosion.
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10-02-2019 06:58
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I just heard someone call an e-cigarette a "douche flute." Now my life is complete.
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10-14-2019 03:39
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A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"
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10-20-2019 09:04
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I went to a gender reveal party yesterday and was immediately told to put my clothes back on...
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10-29-2019 09:00 by
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