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   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time. But I do need them to focus, avoid depression, survive winter, fall asleep, stay awake, control my blood pressure, calm myself down, and to avoid choking the hell out of stupid people.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon * A russian couple, Rudolf & Tosha are driving home. Tosha: Looks like it's starting to snow. Rudolf: It's rain. Tosha: no I think it's snow. Rudolf: Rudolf the "red" knows rain dear.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 10:28 by *** Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter seems more like a booty call than a three-month relationship.
←Rate | 02-11-2017 16:42 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  


   messageicon A terrible waitress asked me for a tip last night.... I said don't make snow angels at dog parks.......
←Rate | 02-10-2017 13:41 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
←Rate | 02-02-2017 18:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 11:14 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i rather watch grass grow in winter then watch farewell. Bye obama
←Rate | 01-10-2017 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I win the lottery I'm going to travel the world asking the citizens if they've ever heard of snow. When someone says WTF IS SNOW I'm home
←Rate | 01-02-2017 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People act like they've never seen winter before. It happens every f'n year, ya know?
←Rate | 12-18-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With winter less than a week away, I've come to the vivid realization that, as human beings, we've been shortchanged by nature. How come we don't get to hibernate?
←Rate | 12-14-2016 01:55 by McFazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well OBVIOUSLY,, Winter is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
←Rate | 12-12-2016 20:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....
←Rate | 12-12-2016 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'll build me a snowman and dress him up as a security guard, leave him out front to guard that snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 15:10 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Rio de Janeiro is south of the equator, aren't we technically watching the Winter Olympics?
←Rate | 08-06-2016 13:39 by spk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 16:58 by NW Comments (0)  


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