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   messageicon Ladies please stop editing your pictures what if you go missing how are we going to find you you look like Janet Jackson on Facebook but in person you look like Freddie Jackson
←Rate | 07-10-2017 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to watch Samuel L Jackson and Morgan Freeman get into a heated argument while James Earl Jones tries to stop them.
←Rate | 07-17-2016 02:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Andrew Jackson's been tossed to the back of the bus.
←Rate | 04-25-2016 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Samuel L. Jackson voiced a GPS? "Make a right turn at the next light, Motherf**ker!"
←Rate | 02-25-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry black man asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry bl@k m@n asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 10:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather have Samuel L. Jackson narrate my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman...my life just requires multiple uses of the word motherf*cker.
←Rate | 02-10-2016 00:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could have seen a better halftime show at Planned Parenthood. I miss Janet Jackson's tits.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 20:55 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon The silence of President Obama, the Reverend Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the rest of our black leaders on the killing of Kate Steinle sounds a lot like racism.
←Rate | 07-11-2015 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's rumored that the Catholic Church is interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Does anyone not see the irony in this?
←Rate | 05-30-2015 13:39 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do michael jackson and cavier have in common? They both come on little crackers.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry.
←Rate | 10-16-2014 19:36 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson could do a very realistic Thriller video right now.
←Rate | 08-29-2014 15:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson doctor had anything to do with it
←Rate | 08-12-2014 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am surprised no one has consulted Michael Jackson's doctor for advice on what drugs to use to for quick, painless executions.
←Rate | 07-30-2014 07:49 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon can someone tell Andrew Jackson we read Snarkecards also
←Rate | 07-22-2014 11:00 by duh Comments (0)  


   messageicon K-Mart is noting the 5 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death by having children's clothing half off.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 16:14 by Trax Comments (0)  


   messageicon My songs pants fell down last night and a hologram of Michael Jackson appeared
←Rate | 05-23-2014 08:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Billboard Music awards was the other night and there was an amazing hologram of Michael Jackson. He performed a new song called "Slave to the Rhythm." It was so realistic, Tito actually asked it for money.
←Rate | 05-20-2014 20:02 by Mark M Comments (1)  


   messageicon It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 10:33 by ieatroids Comments (0)  


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