Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep....
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02-04-2010 12:45 by samdave69
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You've heard of the "Soup Natzi"?.....But have you heard of the "FACEBOOK NATZI"? If you've ever had to delete a comment....you have! No more FACEBOOK FOR YOU!
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02-04-2010 12:40
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If you see a animal stuck in a trap, free them. If you see a child crying, comfort them. If you see the Jersey Shore cast crossing the street, HIT THE GAS! **DISCLAIMER** IF YOU ARE THE OWNER OF A TOYOTA IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED THAT YOU HIT THE GAS. DOING
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02-04-2010 12:08
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we always knew who the fat parents were picking up in elementary school
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02-04-2010 11:16
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can never be accused of being "high maintenance". Whatever you are cooking for breakfast is fine with him. Just make it snappy, okay? Let's go! Chop Chop!
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02-04-2010 11:05
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If you see a animal stuck in a trap, free them. If you see a child crying, comfort them. If you see the Jersey Shore cast crossing the street, HIT THE GAS!
red meat is not bad for you. Green furry meat is....
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02-04-2010 10:07 by samdave69
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spraying aerosol cans in an effort to speed up this so called global warming.
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02-04-2010 09:05
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finally found out what a 'Snooki' is. I thought it was some great, new dessert everyone was talking about. To my disappointment, it's girl who looks like she's had way too many desserts.
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02-04-2010 08:49
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was witness a Toyota Prius that had a malfunction accelerator. For a Prius it was flying. It had to be going at least 49 mph.
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02-04-2010 08:37 by marymc
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heard charges were pressed against James Ray. I bet he's sweating now.
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02-04-2010 08:35 by mark1965
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It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm. - and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or Mastercard...
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02-04-2010 08:34 by Sire
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doesn't think you should put the pedal to the medal in that Toyota.
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02-04-2010 08:23 by Tim
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Ok Facebook since you're so damn nosey, What's on YOUR mind?
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02-04-2010 05:56 by Danmanz
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never works on computers for free. I may or may not install well hidden software packages that harvest your emails, passwords and keystrokes. The odds of that happening are directly proportional to how much cash you pay. Cash or gossip, you pay.
How to eat an Oreo: First you twist it...... Oh it broke...
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02-04-2010 00:38 by khaleed
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yesterdays is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is your gift, live it fully....
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02-04-2010 00:32 by samave69
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the one who told him that you had a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that he had in February of last year.
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02-03-2010 23:33 by Travis
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Dont wish For a Happy ending It means Something has to end
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02-03-2010 23:13 by Luka
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Good morning I see the assasins failed
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02-03-2010 23:09 by Luka
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