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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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07-31-2010 11:01
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Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
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07-31-2010 10:59
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Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
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07-31-2010 10:58
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If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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07-31-2010 10:57
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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07-31-2010 10:55
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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07-31-2010 10:54
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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
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07-31-2010 10:54
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Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
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07-31-2010 10:53
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sweating like a cat in an Asian deli.
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07-31-2010 10:18 by
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What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Probably pay retail price... That's where I draw the line... and even then it's iffy.
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07-31-2010 09:45
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I have spend years pefecting the art of walking around my house in the dark. Now what I wanna know, is who the hell put that f*cking stool in the middle of the damn living room?!
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07-31-2010 09:39
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turns out "im fine" is girl speak for "im not fine"
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07-31-2010 09:36
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My friend told me they wouldn't mind trying human meat if the opportunity presented itself. Soooo, Guess who I'm not hanging out with anymore...
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07-31-2010 09:35
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I wish bugs understood the concept of personal space.
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07-31-2010 09:34
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The best part of waking up . . . is going back to sleep.
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07-31-2010 09:25
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Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
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07-31-2010 09:24
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You never learn anything by doing it right.
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07-31-2010 09:21
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$100 says I don't have a gambling problem.
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07-31-2010 09:20
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All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
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07-31-2010 09:19
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Patience is not one of my virtues. Hell, what am I talking about? Virtue is not one of my virtues.
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