Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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What doesn't kill you makes you slower. -Ancient Zombie Wisdom
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08-24-2010 06:22
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Insomnia: its when you spend your whole night thinking about the next day, days passed, and days to come, and when your out of bed the next day, all you can think about is the bed, the pillow and how to sleep!!
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08-24-2010 05:03
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car!
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08-24-2010 04:51 by @seddy90
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do eggplants have salmenella??
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08-23-2010 23:26
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wondering what people used to do or how they lived their lives without the internet....so I asked Google
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08-23-2010 23:12
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if you cook an egg, won't it kill the salmonella
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08-23-2010 23:09
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What goes around comes around; wait for revenge, revenge waits for you
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08-23-2010 23:06
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I say we should build a Multi-religion facility to appease all religions near the 9/11 site.
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08-23-2010 22:09 by Tracy
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NFL preseason games are like Cinemax porn. If you haven't seen the real thing in seven months, it gets the job done.
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08-23-2010 21:31 by Leeferd
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My mother sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. after much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her !
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08-23-2010 21:26
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says if Rihanna liked the way it hurt, she'd still be with Chris Brown
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08-23-2010 20:44 by Ziado
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hey kids.. go back to MYSPACE!!! FB was created for and is for adults ya know...
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08-23-2010 20:13
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219 facebook friends but only 60 numbers saved in my cell phone am I missing something here? who are these people?
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08-23-2010 19:59
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venting on his Myspace that he cant get on his facebook...
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08-23-2010 19:25 by Tracy
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If Yo family says they're proud of you for graduating from everest that means they didn't think you would live that long
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08-23-2010 19:22
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I take a high school dropout more serious than a person that graduated from Everest
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08-23-2010 19:19
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graduating from everest is the same as saying "well I'm a loser & I watch BET all day"
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08-23-2010 19:18
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u know how dumb you will sound if you go in a interview talking bout you graduated from Everest? Ain't nobody gon take serious
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08-23-2010 19:16
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I asked facebook in the help section what exactly is poke?facebook replyed me saying poke is a dirty animal
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08-23-2010 19:08 by rahel
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Charles D*ckens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
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08-23-2010 18:25 by Tom
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