Funny Status Message #31651
X Dad always tried to warn me that if I continued to play with the stapler while naked I would eventually be bored enough to try stapling things that should not be stapled. For well over 30 years I proved Dad wrong. Today, however, he was finally right.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 37142 I was at Mcdonalds today when a rather large woman served me , when she finally gave me my order she said "sorry about the wait" and I said "Don't worry sweetheart , you'll lose it eventually"
- # 205013 Just when you feel like humanity is finally waking up, the last two psyops proved 99% are still asleep.
- # 99664 Every morning me and my dog play rock paper scissors to see who eats first today I finally ate first.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
