Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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....Nick Cannon still mum on Mariah pregnancy. They're obviously waiting to make sure she doesn't have a bigger miscarriage than “Glitter.”
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
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08-25-2010 22:04
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I drop my ipod:( ………and then my headphones save it's life :)
Inside me lives a skinny man crying to get out, but I can usually shut him up with cookies.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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08-25-2010 21:34
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dropped in an upholstery machine. He is fully re-covered now.
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08-25-2010 21:14 by Josh
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laughing at "suggested" friends that he will never be friends with
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08-25-2010 21:00 by tk
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It would be very helpful to me if the rest of you would please stop striving for excellence. Thanks!
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08-25-2010 20:16 by Aaron
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I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
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08-25-2010 20:16 by Aaron
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if the shoe fits, buy one in every color.
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08-25-2010 20:07
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. . . I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know I'm here.
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08-25-2010 20:06
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I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. Now what kind of sick person would do that?
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08-25-2010 19:21 by Lard
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I have reasons to believe the term 'More bang for your buck' was first used by Hookers..
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08-25-2010 18:57
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Never go to bed angry - Stay awake and plot your revenge!
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08-25-2010 18:13
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why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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08-25-2010 17:31 by L
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if you get your information from Oprah, don't talk to me
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08-25-2010 17:20
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Some call it stalking. I call it love.
Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper.
running out of excuses for the stupid things I do. Please submit suggestions below.
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08-25-2010 16:44 by Hot Tea
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the man from nantucket.
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08-25-2010 16:31
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