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See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
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09-05-2010 17:23
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Based on my current rate of income, I estimate a comfortable retirement about 200 years after my death.
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09-05-2010 17:22
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The difference between "like" "love" and "in love" is the same as the difference between "for now" "for a while" and "forever."
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09-05-2010 17:19
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Nothing beats going through last night's drunk texts to find a sexy convo you were having.
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09-05-2010 17:15
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You don't know what you've got until you visit your doctor.
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09-05-2010 17:14 by
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"AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
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09-05-2010 17:14
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I just went on a Facebook poking spree.
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09-05-2010 17:13
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Annoyed is just anger for whimps.
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09-05-2010 17:12
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All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
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09-05-2010 17:12
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I really need a voice activated TV because the remote always disappears.
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09-05-2010 17:11
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I'm either one lucky ba$tard or completely infertile.
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09-05-2010 17:08
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I still don't get the whole "LOL" thing. Was laughing on the inside that common before?
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09-05-2010 17:06
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I can put a coffee maker next to my bed if I want to!
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09-05-2010 17:05
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
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09-05-2010 17:05
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The heart is the center of the body but beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason the heart is not always right.
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09-05-2010 17:04
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At what point does "experiencing higher than normal call volumes" become "we don't feel like hiring more people."
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09-05-2010 17:03
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If your boyfriend isn't ignoring you as much as you'd like him to, suggest he join a few more fantasy football leagues.
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09-05-2010 17:02
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remembering the days when cell phones were used for making phone calls.
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09-05-2010 16:58
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Note to self: I think we should see other people.
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09-05-2010 15:58 by
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thinks a religious war compares to 2 kids having an arguement who got the toughest imaginary friend
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