Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Nightmare George Michael been sent to prison his going to be busy in them showers ...
A freak can easily spot a freak even when proffesional business white collar attire
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09-14-2010 10:53 by @seddy90
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Some people live life in the fast lane. I have decided that I live it in oncoming traffic at night with no lights on. Welcome to my world, buckle up.
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09-14-2010 09:41
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Little known fact of the day: The tooth-brush was invented in Eastern Kentucky. My guess is, if it was invented any where else, it would have be called a teeth-brush.
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09-14-2010 09:22 by bigedusw
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girl, your pants are so tight, I could read your lips!
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09-14-2010 09:16 by Yaj
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brushing his tooth
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09-14-2010 08:26
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Ask the married guys is it worth the fn youve gotten for the fn your getting
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09-14-2010 08:01 by mac
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Senior Campbells Soup with.....NEW... larger type alphabet soup letters.
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09-14-2010 08:01 by Jeff
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(_8(l) - D'oh!
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09-14-2010 03:49 by Zack
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Today my friend told that when she was younger she used to be so obsessed with tooth fairy that she used to rip out even healthy teeth. @oh it must of hurt heaps?- I asked her To what she replyed. Donno ask my lil bro
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09-14-2010 03:12 by that girl
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last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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09-13-2010 23:43
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Catholic paramount rule: "If it feels good, it's bad."
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09-13-2010 23:07 by Omar Ayub
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Imagine how good Bieber's loves songs are gonna be when he sees a vagina
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09-13-2010 21:57
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ghetto: when your GPS says roll up ur windows, lock the doors and DRIVE.
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09-13-2010 21:54
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He who hesitates is not only lost, but probably 12kms from the next motorway exit.
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09-13-2010 21:48 by Bindi
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I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling.
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09-13-2010 21:46 by Bindi
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A 27-year-old was arrested after posting on Facebook he was engaged to a 14-year-old. His relationship status: “It's Illegal.”
born at a very young age.
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09-13-2010 21:05 by Shamus
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sings "I want to be a hundredaire so freaking bad"
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09-13-2010 20:41 by kmk4ever
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When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...
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09-13-2010 20:25
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