Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Avoid red fingers. Eat Hot Cheetos using a toothpick.
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10-10-2010 18:26
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Dora the explorer is here illegally
n't today smile like a doughnut day! Happy 10-10-10 ;)
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10-10-2010 15:19 by Wolf
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Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..
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10-10-2010 15:06 by Wolf
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if Cheryl hates Ashley so much and divorce him without taking his money,why is she still using his last name?
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10-10-2010 14:12
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Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
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10-10-2010 13:31 by ANGELA
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ink I am gonna celebrate Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I'll invite everyone in my neighborhood to my house, have an enormous feast, and then kill them and take their land. Happy Thanksgiving CANADA!!
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10-10-2010 13:29 by ANGELA
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Someone asked me what the difference between a professional and a businessman is: a businessman thinks about himself, a professional the organization.
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10-10-2010 13:20
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The next person to tell me I overreact is going to get stabbed.
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10-10-2010 13:03 by jimbo
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This day is going so well..ill give it 10/10/10!
Fills betrayed. Found out the bass pro shop has been open in Nashville for a month and my wife has been throwing the mail fliers away
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10-10-2010 12:30
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Been there. Done that. Bought the T-shirt. Sold it on EBay. Made a tidy little profit.
Ultrasonic teeth scaling at the dentist HAD to been invented by Josef Mengele....SONOFAB*TCH that hurts sometimes.
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10-10-2010 11:49
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Due to the current economy....I will no longer accept a penny for my thoughts. I want $1 for them now.
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10-10-2010 10:47
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Life is funny. Well, yours is. To me.
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10-10-2010 08:37 by Aaron
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Puking is my body's way of saying, "Now there's room for more booze!"
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10-10-2010 08:32 by Aaron
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The morning after the night before is always the next day.
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10-10-2010 08:29 by Aaron
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Ha ha there's nobody here. I'm going to steal the internet and sell it on ebay! Oh wait....
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10-10-2010 08:29 by Aaron
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People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.