Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
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10-12-2010 20:06 by Cisco
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
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10-12-2010 20:06 by Cisco
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If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
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10-12-2010 20:05 by Cisco
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
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10-12-2010 20:05 by Cisco
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If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
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10-12-2010 20:04 by Cisco
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So....I just heard that one of the trapped Chilean miners has both his wife AND mistress at the rescue site. Awww dude, just stay down there.........
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10-12-2010 20:01 by Bill
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As things that I find gratifying as an adult goes, being at work and getting paid to take a dump is very high on the list since it is something you can do daily.. I encourage everyone to do this now! And if you wanna take it to the next level, rub one out
The first of the Chile miners has came outta the hole, rumors have it, that he seen his shadow....6 more weeks til winter!
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10-12-2010 18:42
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Ran into her ex today...put it in reverse and got his new girlfriend, too!!! ;)
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10-12-2010 18:25 by Heather25
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Makeover?? Honey you need to be ran over!!
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10-12-2010 18:17 by Heather25
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You and your rumors...you both get around. ;)
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10-12-2010 18:15 by Heather25
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"Today was a good day. I didn't have to slap anybody."
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10-12-2010 18:14 by Heather25
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One of the Chilean miner's wives is taking him on Jeremy Kyle for a lie detector. The first question is... "Apart from the 32 she knows about have you had sexual contact with anyone else in the past 3 months !
wondering: do doggies ever do it people-style???
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10-12-2010 18:02 by Heather25
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if you're happy and you know it drop your pants!!
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10-12-2010 18:00
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furiously searching for my misplaced Mozambican shrunken head. Well my evening is ruined...
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10-12-2010 17:56
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do you ever get that feeling someones watching you?.... good it's about time you realized it, ive been starring at you through this window for 3 hrs, and this treebranch is killin me!
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10-12-2010 17:27
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I don't call it lying down, I call it landscape mode.
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10-12-2010 15:30 by Aaron
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Wishes Cesar Millan could wisper to these dern mosquito's and tell them to leave me the hell alone!
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10-12-2010 15:13
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I Asked google cause I knew you would laugh at me..
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10-12-2010 14:58
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