Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Gavin Rossdale has admitted to a gay fling when he was younger.. In a related story, a gay dude admitted to making sh!tty music for 15 years.
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10-14-2010 01:07 by jdpower
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faking your birthday on facebook = finding out real friends
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10-14-2010 00:57
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its alot of birthday's today on facebook, maybe I should fake mines to feel more important
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10-14-2010 00:54
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Funny fat guy fall on face! -The Hangover
what you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth.
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10-14-2010 00:25 by Tyler
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You know I'm a Duke boys fan..but how is it Luke always knows short cuts that Bo doesn't? They're always in the car together!!
Wow..Thought I just seen a cool bass boat next to me, turns out to be a 64 Impala!
pretending he is driving on a dirt road in Hazzard county..Yee-Hawww!
Schizophrenia- Me against all of me.
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10-13-2010 23:49
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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10-13-2010 23:48
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Iphone has just patented anti sexting software..brett favre your going to want to get a DROID
Hates it when I can't tell if it's a man or woman smiling at me. I don't know whether to smile back or run!!
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10-13-2010 23:14
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looking at the NFL schedule, the NFL needs to change who plays the Thanksgiving game. It should be Patriots vs. Redskins in Washington. Then, after the game, the Patriots kill the Redskins and take their stadium away from them...
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10-13-2010 22:23
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everyone was clapping for me when I got off the plane...I bet those military guys behind me were jealous.
The only people who complain about FB having to much drama...is the people who just got caught doing something they wasnt supposed to be doing
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10-13-2010 22:20
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I life without mistakes, is a life full of mistakes!
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10-13-2010 22:15
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I quit wishing after I fell down the well.
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10-13-2010 22:14
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A save electricity sign: "Don't you hate it when someone turns you on, and then just leaves?"
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10-13-2010 21:55 by Aaron
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What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull
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10-13-2010 21:54 by BEGO
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Ever sneeze so hard that it started raining
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10-13-2010 21:52 by Aaron
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