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Two billion years of evolution and that's what you come up with?
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10-19-2010 12:27 by
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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10-19-2010 12:26 by
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the mayor of sassy town
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10-19-2010 12:24
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Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.
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10-19-2010 11:19 by
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i taught that if I made my self a few gay friends, they would have given me fashion tips.... instead they just fu*ked me .
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10-19-2010 10:56
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if I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked me for change...ide still say no.
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10-19-2010 10:23 by
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can't understand the the problem with "Don't Ask Don't Tell" - the Catholic Church has been using it for hundreds of years, and it's never been a problem
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10-19-2010 10:13 by
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Necrophilia, puts the fun in funeral
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10-19-2010 09:54 by
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.......She changes it more often.
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10-19-2010 09:34
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I just played FARKLE against somebody from across the World, and yet we had a mutual friend! My opponent knows Pamela Anderson too!
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10-19-2010 08:39 by
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Justin Bieber is being accused of assault on a 12 year old while playing laser tag.... He's FINALLY got the street cred he needed... 'bout time ;)
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10-19-2010 08:30 by
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At a meeting last night Bill gates and Steve Jobs were both in attendance , when Gates started dozing off , Jobs replied "There's a nap for that"
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10-19-2010 08:08 by
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MTV needs to be "Made" into a better channel
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10-19-2010 02:55 by
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A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
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10-19-2010 02:32 by
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My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.
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10-19-2010 02:22 by
PL
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People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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10-19-2010 02:19 by
PL
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Business truth: The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
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10-19-2010 02:18 by
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Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
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10-19-2010 02:13 by
PL
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If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...
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10-19-2010 02:05 by
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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10-19-2010 02:02 by
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