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wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa
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10-30-2010 21:10 by
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: It's Halloween. Let's see how many women in costumes I mistake for prostitutes...
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10-30-2010 20:21
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat. The government hates competition!
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10-30-2010 19:13 by
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Making use of that ''YOU AND so an so'' button. I think It's fun commenting on a status my friend updated last year. That's a good one facebook.
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10-30-2010 18:40 by
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decided to go on a long holiday to couldntgiveafuckistan!!!!!!!!!!
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10-30-2010 18:13 by
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There are no winners in life... only survivors.
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10-30-2010 17:36 by
Marshall the Great
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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10-30-2010 17:24 by
Marshall the Great
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10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.
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10-30-2010 17:12 by
Marshall the Great
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Halloween isn't really that different than any other day... everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
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10-30-2010 17:10 by
Marshall the Great
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It must be impossible to stand out as a prostitute working on Halloween.
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10-30-2010 17:05 by
Marshall the Great
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Roses are red. Bullets have lead. Take me back. Or get shot in the head.
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10-30-2010 17:02
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When someone says "You're the best," just know that it's not really true because I'm the best.
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10-30-2010 16:57 by
Marshall the Great
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I'm getting my "Happy Halloween" out of the way right now. I will probably be too hungover to remember or care tomorrow
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10-30-2010 16:56
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Wow you're really cute from far away. I think a long distance relationship could work.
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10-30-2010 16:50 by
Marshall the Great
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Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal.
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10-30-2010 16:26 by
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Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
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10-30-2010 16:21 by
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Its pretty sad I have to put parental controls on Google just to get pumpkin ideas.. Do not Google anything ending with "on a broom".
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10-30-2010 16:14 by
ANGELA
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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10-30-2010 16:11
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Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
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10-30-2010 16:10 by
Hannibal
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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10-30-2010 16:09 by
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