Funny Status Messages and Tweets
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For this, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
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10-31-2010 08:11
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putting "in bed" after all his friends facebook statuses.
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10-31-2010 07:45 by GKaiser
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forgot to buy candy for the kids this Halloween but will offer them a bite of her sandwich.
...warns you this Halloween to beware of strangers bearing strange tools like chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, and band saws.
This Halloween, I'll be handing out those little tiny candy bars. I think they're called bite-me sized.
: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I've got five fingers, the middle one's for you.
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10-31-2010 05:06 by Elbow
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it in the Job Description for Bomb Maker you have to be a medical student ?
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10-31-2010 05:06
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if you cant solve life's problems try Ctrl + Alt + Del
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10-31-2010 04:49 by GeeGee
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First trick or treater at our house is this 5 year old girl I say "What a great costume Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of my favorites" she looks confused and says "I am snooki"
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10-31-2010 03:49
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going to be the one stuck handing out candy again which is a horrible idea.. Me and people never ends up going well.
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10-31-2010 03:34
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Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
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10-31-2010 02:45
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i said to me little sister spell MacDonald and I will take you there she replied ok lets go to KFC
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10-31-2010 02:36
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happy Diwali ...the festival of lights (India)
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10-31-2010 02:02
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I wonder if Halloween is like a night off for prostitutes, since so many women are dressed like that, who can tell who's the real deal?
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10-31-2010 01:14 by TMP
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My girlfriend got f**ked by a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Creaming my candy corn this year so if you stop by to trick or treat, bring a bowl.
My grandpa used to say "The best cure for a broken heart is a piping hot bowl of mom's homemade chicken soup. And a hooker."
Charlie Sheen stole Brett Favre's cell phone.
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10-30-2010 23:27 by jus2sweet
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If your feeling like Charlie Sheen, go and brush your shoulders off
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10-30-2010 23:27 by jus2sweet
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If I have to pass a drug test to work my ass off, you should have to pass one to get welfare!!!
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10-30-2010 21:41 by Billy
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