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   messageicon The situation in N. Korea has caused 0bama to elevate his mood from "concerned" to "really concerned". Next step: "Super-duper concered", but only if it doesn't offend any Asian-American-Asians-of-Asian-Decent.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 00:50 by Demon Comments (1)  

   messageicon would like to thank the 5 supreme court justices that allowed us to keep one of our civil rights today. Long live the 2nd amendment!!
←Rate | 06-28-2010 18:03 by Demon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's amazing how many Catholic priests have left the church to pursue careers with the TSA...
←Rate | 11-19-2010 17:38 by Demon Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders if real mafia dudes sit around playing "Boring-ass normal people wars"?
←Rate | 07-31-2010 01:24 by Demon Comments (0)  

   messageicon An Englishman walks into a bar. The American knocks him out, takes his girlfriend, and lives happily ever after. The end.
←Rate | 06-21-2010 21:07 by Demon Comments (14)  

   messageicon would like to encourage you all to celebrate this 4th of July in a truly patriotic manner: Give a liberal something they utterly deserve and desperately need: A fist across their face. Happy 4th, everyone! Stay safe!
←Rate | 07-04-2010 05:55 by Demon Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: After realizing just how invasive the TSA screeners have become, the White House has ordered that they will no longer be managed by Homeland Security. Instead, they've been given to the IRS.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 02:06 by Demon Comments (0)  


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