Funny Status Message #24915

What did the american do? sit on him?

Excellent response MATE. LOL

Bwahahahahhahahaa

Maybe he punched him in his bad teeth & knocked them down his throat.

Demon your not funny, not even slightly funny. your preying on old stereotypes to try and sell a joke, and the sad thing for you is there are far more terrible stereotypes that bear truth associated with americans than there are with the english. Ask someone from any other nation a few american stereotypes. Ok well im australian so ill field this question. Your all over-opinionated fat racists who think everyone else is below you, your national sports are a joke (the proof of this lies in the fact nobody else but americans play them) your last president was a global disgrace, then you get a new one who seems to be doing a better job, and you roast him daily. When in truth the average american would have trouble organising a root in a whorehouse. Your poorly written statuses are best kept to yourself. Id enjoy browsing these statuses without having to cringe each time I see one of yours. So just to reiterate your not funny stay off the computer you uneducated twat.

^-- Was apparently knocked out by an American and lost a girlfriend :/ So sorry.

As if all americans are fat thick cunts couldnt knock a fart out ,to busy stuffing there faces with bugers yank fucks,

As if all americans are fat thick cunts couldnt knock a fart out ,to busy stuffing there faces with bugers yank fucks,

Funny thing is that whenever an American institution like McDonalds opens in another country, they're always crowded by America haters. Who are we kidding? Everyone hates us and we could give a crap, but we're always on speed dial when they need help.

In response to "Anonymous" from australia..."your national sports are a joke" and you defend that by saying noone else plays them? How about the US's domination of most global sports... The Olympics...you may have heard of these... in the 2010 winter olympics US medals=37 Australia & GB combined=4 medals... 2008 summer Olympics US medals=110 Aus & GB combined=93... Good job! And maybe not just take whatever media soaks you people with over there and down there...

Oh dear AMS you lose yet another debate. You dominate the olympics because you have 1000 times the population to choose from. Its lucky for you the asians are terrible at sport or your country would be ruined! And you use the olympics as an example? What were you thinking? Id rather have sex with an obese joan rivers than watch the olympics and im sure im not alone here either, let alone the winter olympics your that much of a loser you googled those medal tallys because no normal person would remember that useless information, not even the person in charge of those statistics. And mate I dont listen to media because im not a gullible idiot I dont get my views and beliefs force fed to me like a terrorist does. Bottom line people hate americans more than the french and its not all americans just arrogant wankers like you. Demon you have never even had a girlfriend stop lying, the last tit or vagina you saw belonged to your mother and that was last year get a life you basement rapist your a disgrace.

Wow. This anger should be saved for the extremists where it belongs. I'm an American and the English and Australians are allies. While I take amusement in the little friendly jabs we take at each other, this type of anger is crazy.

Quite agree with Phire.It is getting out of hand on these boards at the moment.Our enemies must be having a good old laugh.

Here's thought . .Come to an English pub and have a drink and tell your little joke...better order your coffin first .