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Just called in sick to work with Buck Fever.
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11-14-2010 07:33
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having dingy facial hair a requirement to be a boxer now?
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11-14-2010 07:27
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Why men should never take phone messages: "Your gyne colleges called. Your Pabst beer is OK. (I didn't know you liked beer!)"
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11-14-2010 07:18
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the biggest thing on a woman's panties should be the tag!!!!!
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11-14-2010 05:59
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Now that Pacquiao's won another fight, everyone wants to see him go up against Floyd Mayweather. But we all know there's no 'money' cuz we're in a recession.
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11-14-2010 05:10
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President Obama is asking if they can build a statue of Manny Pacquiao to scare off Mexicans from crossing the US border!
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11-14-2010 05:06
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thinks it's tricky when you're ignoring someone and they ask you if you're ignoring them.
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11-14-2010 04:52 by
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Biggest lie ever: "I have read the terms of conditions"
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11-14-2010 03:41
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but do a mother.
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11-14-2010 02:38 by
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I don't understand the concept of a Freudian slip. It doesn't make any sex to me at all.
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11-14-2010 01:50 by
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would really appreciate an Aussie Kiss right about now...Yep! Down Under!
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11-14-2010 00:12 by
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wondering why Miss Piggy always chased after Kermit the Frog, he's green and slimy and will probably give her warts!
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11-14-2010 00:10 by
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making sentences with the words liver and cheese... liver alone cheese mine!
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11-14-2010 00:06 by
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HAPPY CHILDRENS DAY :)
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11-13-2010 22:51
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You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.
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11-13-2010 22:43 by
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I wonder how we know to eat eggs,did someone say"see that chicken over there, I'm goin eat the 1st thing that comes outta its butt"
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11-13-2010 22:31 by
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Mark Zuckerberg really controls all of our lives, at any moment he could decide to take Facebook offline.
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11-13-2010 22:25 by
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You know....spooning leads to forking right?
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11-13-2010 21:22 by
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what happens when you spill carpet cleaner?
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11-13-2010 19:45
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why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? for the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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11-13-2010 18:42 by
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