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If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass! 
I guess Osama shouldent have used his real address on his PSN account
You know you're getting older when you start listening to AM talk radio.
"It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting." - United States Navy SEALS
WOW!! Apparently Osama is dead and it had to happen during Obama's campaign year for the 2012 president.....oh, and they dumped his body in the ocean 2 HOURS after he died.............coincidence???? I think not!!!
who ever thought that the 72 virgins would be crabs
Scary thought but Kate Middleton and Osama now have something in common. Only a few days apart they both received a shot in the dark.:)
Tonight on Glenn Beck. Osama was killed on 5/1, exactly 66 years to the day after Hitler. if you add 5+1 you get 6. 66 years later on 5/1 (6) you get, now stay with me, 666. Osama was the anti-christ, tonight on Glenn Beck.
"After seeing Kate and William getting married and the Pope's beatification this weekend, my life is complete. I don't care if I die tomorrow" - Osama Bin Laden
(All the lights by Osama bin laden)Everything is right, A hole in my head, Osama gone…that n-gga dead!Restraining order can't get over the boarder,Clinton, Bush, Obama hate me in that order.
Hey Prince William, I'mma let you finish and all, but we had the most historic event OF ALL TIME.
I guess between Oprah interviews and looking for his birth certificate the President came up with a strategy to find Bin Laden. Good Job :p
you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!
USA has confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden. See what they're capable of when the Playstation Network is down?!
Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
Navy Seals: The expert exterminators.
bin Laden's last words..."hey, did you hear your Iphone is secretly tracking where you are, crazy right?"
The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.
Colgate sucks,i prefer use photoshop whitening! 