Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   singing, "Nah-nah-nah nah. Nah-nah-nah nah. Hey, hey-hey. Goodbye!"

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Justin Bieber

   I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell

   sayin...I hope all of Osama's Vigins look like Janet Reno!!!

   Its official..Obama IS black... he finally killed someone.

   Say "Hi!" to Saddam for us, Bin Laden.

   they got him in a mansion.. but I'll bet anything he was in the basement.. AKA man-"cave"

   somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is asking, "Who died?"

   I'm gonna show up for work with a skip on my step, ans a huge smile on my face. USA! USA! USA!

   hey did you guys hear? The Apprentice was interrupted by some special news report....

   As Commander in Chief Obama announced he had killed Bin Laden, his GOP rival for 2012 announced he had fired Hope Dworaczyk from 'Celebrity Apprentice'

   osama we found you now all we have to do is find waldo

   Breaking News: Barack Obama to deliver his re-election victory speech tomorrow....

   Hey Obama..Can you please find my baby daddy now?! He's been hiding for years an owes me money!

   I feel like celebrating by eating a good old american double cheeze burger, fries and a cold Budweiser to wash it down.

   a gift to AMERICA .....President's BIRTH certificate and Bin Laden's DEATH certificate!!

   whoever killed him should be awarded Pippa Middleton

   The only difference between Obama and Osama is BS

   he finally killed someone...bout time obama blackened up.

   Osama Bin Laden, World Hide and Seek Champ since 2001, Well played Sir.....