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   messageicon To all you Pro Obama people praising him for this deed.. I don't remeber Usama being anywhere near the Whitehouse when killed. That is where Obama was sleeping while this mission took place. It has also been said that the intel leading to his whereabouts
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:01 by Bear Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time. Of all time!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Bin Laden- World Hide and Seek Champion ( 2001-2011)
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least he saw the royal wedding...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:47 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What was the last thing to go throught Osama bin Laden's mind? An American Bullet!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by smilingjackal Comments (0)  


   messageicon So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by quirkysally Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are starting to question where you were born, Mr. President...we need something to distract them. How about killing off Bin Laden?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time! OF ALL TIME!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving Obama credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden is like giving the flower credit for producing honey.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a genius way to get re-elected... everybody else drops gas prices, but our boy OBAMA drops Osama... IN THE OCEAN?... Yeah right!!!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think, had we went into the Government Shutdown, Bin Laden would still be playing his game of hide and seek...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so let me get this straight. So after a delicate and dangerous spec ops mission, the first priority for the US is to fly bin ladens body 1000 miles to the nearest water source to give him a customary burial at sea? Oh, ok.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So word is Osama is on his way to Hawaii to get a death certificate made, since that state is now known for making the best authentic looking fictitious certificates.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aw Jeez, I just realized Osama could feasibly end up in a can of tuna fish.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama's last words, "Who is there?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon OSAMA may you rot in hell and have to listen to entire justin beiber discography over and over again for all eternity
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Bin Laden just found out that his 70 virgins are gay men...too late! Up yours, Osama!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:04 by Gitte Mentch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of labeling OBL with the titles he would want and relish in, such as "Al Qaeda founder", "Terrorist Leader" or "9/11 Mastermind", we should just label him as Hide & Seek Champion 2001-2011. You're next Waldo.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:57 by DaveB1191 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:54 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  




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