marq Funny Status Messages

   I was thinking of donating to the sperm bank, they pay good money actually.. I can't believe how much money I've let slip through my fingers.

   "Let me put it simply. You can't find out who sees your profile. You won't win Southwest Airlines tickets. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free iPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death.. Not on

   the only thing I find more interesting than the royal wedding right now is everything else

   One of God's greatest pranks would be to leave Rihanna behind as the 'only girl in the world' on saturday.

   I hate trying new clothes on in the dressing room and then looking at yourself in the mirror after putting your old clothes back on.

   What is air is actually poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kills us.