Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I thought we were trying to clean up the planet? So why'd the Navy pollute it with the rubbish they picked up in Pakistan today?

   COMING SOON to an interstate near you, OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our n

   Reports from Afghanistan say that the Marine Special Forces have been seen wearing t-shirts that read:It`s God`s job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting! ~United States Marine Corps~

   Breaking News: U.S. Terror Alert Level is now raised to “Confetti”

   One life to live cancelled and Osama finally comes out of his cave. Coincidence?

   Bin Laden may have been great at Hide-&-Seek but he sucked at Marco Polo. Navy Seal "Marco"..Bin Laden "Polo"...Navy Seal 'Bang..Bang'

   so as I rest my weary eyes... while freedom rings our flag still flies. you give your all, do what you must... with God we live and God we trust.. Amen

   Dear Moammar Gaddafi, Let Bin Laden be a message to you. If you do not stop, the United States will get you.......in 10 years...

   Now I lay me down to sleep... one less terrorist this world does keep... with all my heart I give my thanks... to those in uniform regardless of ranks... you serve our country and serve it well... with humble hearts your stories tell... so as I rest my we

   Like a good neighbor state farm is there... With Osama bin laden.... Bam headshot. Thats how we found him

   When will FOX realize that they are the only squares who spell it "Usama"..

   The Brits are gonna be pissed, we just out did the Royal Wedding!

   I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!

   I bet Bin laden now reqrets letting his Facebook "Check In" at his current location

   if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"

   I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!

   He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!

   osama is dead now the remaining is justin beiber

   R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.

   Bush paid 3.5 million to piss on his face