Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   No I did not watch the Royal wedding! What's the big deal? Two things kept me from watching it. They're called tesicles.

   Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea ...O...S...A...M...A

   I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.

   It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network is down.

   Navy Seals.......Terminix for a larger cockroach........

   says it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American

   and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!

   the moral of the story is never send a white man to do a black mans job...

   So they really buried Osama in the ocean..Did Americans not learn their lesson when they buried Megatron?!

   better yet ... we shoulda just captured bin Laden .... tied him to the tallest pole, atop the highest mountain .... and flown a plane into him.

   Ironically this comes close to Obama's reelection! Hmmm... I think Obama and Osama are either working together or the same person!

   How do vampires shave if they can't see in the mirror?

   Girl finds her prince, the bad guy gets killed, like we're living in a fairy tale this last week...

   it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American

   Glad we finally found OBL. Now can we find the dead beat dads thats dont pay child support or play a role in their kids lives?

   Hell just installed bunk beds - I heard Osama bin Laden got the bunk under Saddam Hussein....

   If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass!

   I guess Osama shouldent have used his real address on his PSN account

   You know you're getting older when you start listening to AM talk radio.

   ‎"It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting." - United States Navy SEALS